Thursday, January 26, 2012

Aaah Science! Podcast Episode 11: Tranny Snakes, Nihilistic Disease, Tractor Beams and Old-People Stem Cells!

Brynna discovers male snakes that pose as female to get laid. Faryl marvels over french technology that can turn old stem cells new again. Chan wonders if disease-ridden cultures love murder. And Ciaccio reports on extremely tiny tractor beams.

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Aaah Science! Podcast Episode 10: Chick Music, Evolved Madness, Variable Constants, and Autism Seeds!

Ciaccio freaks out about a constant that may no longer be constant. Chan wonders if evolution favors the mentally unstable. Faryl says that the seeds of alzheimers start early. And our brand new podcaster Brynna Campbell reports that baby chickens are into some pretty mainstream music.

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Aaah Science! Podcast Episode 9: Gendercidal Parrots, Grinchy Snakes, and Cold Fusion!

Chan wonders about the pluses and minuses of selective gendercide. Faryl wonders about the miracle power of snake oil. And Ciaccio wonders if Cold Fusion will let him down once again.

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Aaah Science! Podcast Episode 8: Giant Amoebas, Hacking the Atmosphere and How to Remember to Forget

Faryl tells how remembering makes it easier to forget. Ciaccio warns of the dangers and inevitability of actively trying to engineer the atmosphere. And Chan once again gets freaked out by Giant Creatures of the Deep.

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Aaah Science! Podcast Episode 7 - Stupid Teens, Invisibility Cloaks, and the Legacy of Steve Jobs!

Ciaccio runs down the future of the coolest deathly hallow. Chan looks back at the ways technology has bounded forward in our lifetimes. And Faryl tells why young people just don't seem to use their brains. http://www.aaahscience.com/episodes/7

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Aaah! Science! Episode 6! Pre-cog Security, Octopi Kraken, and Deadly Blow Jobs!

Ciaccio talks about a new government security system that predicts if you plan to commit a crime, Chan tells a tale of an ancient Octopus Kraken, and Faryl warns that blow jobs might be giving you cancer! Also, is optimism a brain defect? Don't get your hopes up.

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Aaah! Science! Episode 5! Subversive Superbugs, Flying Carpets, and Cancer-Fighting Cells!

Faryl recounts how, for the first time ever, a Nobel prize was awarded to a dead man. Chan tells of lazy bacteria that can bring down a society (of bacteria). And Ciaccio sings an ode to the magic flying carpet, which is neither magic, nor flying, nor a carpet!

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Aaah! Science! Episode 4! Light Speed, The Boob Virus, and Ghosts of Memories Past!

Ciaccio talks about the CERN faster-than-light neutrinos experiment! Is Relativity relatively dead? Faryl discusses viruses that convince cancer cells to kill themselves. And Chan explains how psychologists found sunken treasure!

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Aaah! Science! Episode 3! Alzheimer’s, Outer Space Oceans, and Infinite Energy!

Chan discusses a virus that takes energy from organic waste, Faryl reports on ways to reduce your risk of getting Alzheimer’s Disease, and Ciaccio explores the possibility of oceans on Pluto and planets in outer space!

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Aaah! Science! Episode 2! Botox, Micro-machines and Cybertron!

The new wonder poison, teeny-tiny muscle cars, and Cybertron lives! Faryl talks about the practical uses of injecting the deadly poison, Botox. Ciaccio reports on the one-nanometer-wide world's smallest motor. And Chan explains how life-like cells are being made from metal. Also glow-in-the-dark kitties!

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Aaah! Science! Episode 1! Einstein, Societal Fatitude, and Future Chickens!

Society is making you fat, Einstein is still smarter than you, and Future Chickens! Ciaccio describes recent experiments further confirming Einstein's theory of Relativity. Faryl brings up evidence that Societal pressures are making us fat and unhealthy. And Chan tells us why Dinosaur DNA is lurking in the hearts of the chickens of tomorrow, today!


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Max & Dave - Get Your Shit Together: Summary

Max & Dave - Get Your Shit Together: Noise

Max&Dave - Get Your Shit Together: Job

Max&Dave - Get Your Shit Together: Outside

Max & Dave - Get Your Shit Together: Eating

Max & Dave - Get Your Shit Together: Masturbation

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

JCVD's H

Jean Claude Van Damme faces his greatest opponent yet. Cast: Top Story Weekly, Writer: me.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Republican Pledge

I wrote this. Apparently to ensure that I will never work for a Republican.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Lance Pritchard System

This thing I directed and edited. Starring Jason Horton. Written by Cookie Blitz.